AdvIce King – How to Spend Your Snow Days

  • January 29, 2014 2:52:38 PMLoud DJ Javelin
    Dear AdvIce King,
    What can I do to make snow days not boring?
  • March 10, 2014 5:00:00 PMAdvIce King
    Dear Loud DJ,
    Every day is a snow day in the Ice Kingdom. And we’ve got plenty fun stuff to do! See! Look, here’s a whole list of fun, cool things you can do on a snow day.

    Build snow minions. Who needs friends when you have minions?

    Play with the fun tray. Princesses love the fun tray!

    Clean out the fridge. Even penguin food expires eventually.

    Punish trespassers for entering your domain. Ohh, that’s my favorite!

    Or just call up your bro-dogs and have a party. I don’t know. Why are you asking me anyway?

  • February 1, 2014 12:15:59 PMStrange Kaleb Brine
    Dear AdvIce King,
    How can I get my own castle?
  • March 10, 2014 5:00:00 PMAdvIce King
    Dear Strange Brine,
    Whoa, whoa, whoa! Castles don’t just grow on trees, you know. They grow on mountains. Find yourself an empty mountaintop and kick out whatever’s living there–probably be a bear or yeti or something. It won’t be easy, but hey, that’s the price of being a king.
  • January 15, 2014 12:01:57 PMTalented Vivian Splat
    Dear AdvIce King,
    How do I kill Ice King?

  • March 10, 2014 5:00:00 PMAdvIce King
    Nice try, Vivian!
    But you have to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart this Ice King.

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